They're called Spicy cos they're HOTTTTT

If there's a shoe fairy out there then I'm dreaming of Louis Vuitton S/S 09 'Spicy' Sandals. When I wake, I'd like to find them under my pillow thanks.

Every fashionista from Victoria Beckham to Alexa Chung has been spotted with these delicious tribal sandals adorning their feet. Who cares what they're wearing from the ankles up - these babies MAKE the outfit.

Prices starting at $2600AUD. Ouch.

The cheaters guide to looking skinny. Part One.

Oh. My. God. I'm in love love love with the new Hollywood Cami Shaper - from the makers of Hollywood Fashion Tape. It sucks in the stomach and slims the waist - I think I might give the gym a miss today and eat that extra tim tam cos this cami is my new best friend.

Available at Sportsgirl, Myer and boutique retailers nationally, or just buy online at ...

http://www.hollywoodfashiontape.com.au/Content_Common/pr-Shapewear_Cami-Shaper-Tummy-Tuck-Cami.seo

photo courtesy of hollywoodfashiontape.com.au

LADYHAWKE! LADYHAWKE! LADYHAWKE!

I cant stress enough at how everyone must rush out immediately and buy the new Ladyhawke album. I admit, driving along the freeway today, I was busted singing along to this at the top of my lungs by some old guy in a 4WD, who waved and smiled. If you're reading this, I'm sorry I cut you off. You seemed very nice.

If you're like me and you like to dance around the house while you're getting ready to go out, turn up the volume on tracks such as 'Another Runaway', 'My Delirium', 'Dusk till Dawn' and 'Paris is Burning'.

I've decided that I'm going to marry Ladyhawke so she can sing to me all day, every day. We'll sit in a field and pick strawberries and live on champagne. Oh Ladyhawke, you rock.

Dont click here if you get jealous easily!

http://www.graziadaily.co.uk/fashion/archive/2009/04/15/inside-amber-le-bon-s-killer-wardrobe.htm

If only we could all be supermodel/rock royalty with an endless supply of A-grade killer vintage. blahhhhh. Can you imagine Naomi Campbell being taken aback by your outfit? double blahhhhh. I think Amber LeBon stole my life.

Nicole Richie and Rachel Zoe reunion. There is a God.

So anyone worth their Jimmy Choo's will have been aware of the rift between these 2 papparazi loving fashionistas. With one posting vicious suggestions on her myspace about a rumoured eating disorder - clearly the twosome have kissed and made up.

Thank the Lord, because I just love this pair, in fact sometimes I cant tell them apart.
Unlike Mischa Barton, who fell off the style wagon once she dropped Zoe as her stylist, Nicole just got better and better. Note to Mischa, pick up that phone immediately and call Miss RZ. She's there to help you. She cares. God, please do something, cos I cant stand looking at you right now.

Ga Ga for Nicole Richie

Check out the latest Nicole Richie shoot for Black Book Magazine. Dressed as Lady Ga Ga, I think she pulls the look off better than LGG herself. Who cares, as long as I dont have to see any vagina.

Note to LGG - put some pants on Woman! Nobody wants to see your Cha Cha!

Balmain S/S 09 = Droooooool

If you've been living under a rock these last few months you wont be aware that Balmain has created the most covertable collection on the runway this season! French designer Christophe Decarnin has brought the fashion pack to its knees with massive structured shoulderpads and acid wash jeans. Bling is back!

Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie.

Click on this link http://www.net-a-porter.com/ to find Balmain

... and try not to drool over the keyboard while you're at it!